The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via joshsmassivebender)
today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
(Source: drarna, via joshsmassivebender)
no matter what the academy has chosen, this is tonight’s best picture.
STAR TREK: INTO DAT ASS
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hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
(Source: brahminjuice, via myysummerlove)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via miss-doctorwho)
“are you dating taylor swift?”
forever rebloggg
(via simply-un-ordinary)
a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
(Source: atrophydaughter, via joshdevineisfuckingfine)
i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous
(Source: shirogami, via emotionaly-drained)
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
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hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
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@NiallOfficial: Oh na na, what’s my name oh na na what’s my name! Niall obviously
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if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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